UAP
Unidentified Airhead Party
X
CA: SOON
RELEASE: 01
UAP SKY SURVEILLANCE SYSTEM
Not aliens. Not aircraft.
Just the internet’s loudest airheads floating above the timeline.
STATUS: ACTIVE
THREAT LEVEL: EXTREMELY ONLINE
ALIENS CONFIRMED: NO
AIRHEADS DETECTED: MULTIPLE
[PR-001]
EVIDENCE PHOTO 1
[PR-002]
EVIDENCE PHOTO 2
[PR-003]
EVIDENCE PHOTO 3
[PR-004]
EVIDENCE PHOTO 4
[PR-005]
EVIDENCE PHOTO 5
The government opened the files.
The internet opened the party.
The algorithm didn’t recommend them.
It launched them.
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DIRECTIVE
The algorithm didn’t recommend them.
It launched them.
RELEASE 01
Awaiting declassification.
AGENCY
RELEASE DATE
INCIDENT LOCATION
TYPE
UAP
SOON
TIMELINE
AIRHEAD OBJECT
LIVE SKY FEED
MULTIPLE UNIDENTIFIED AIRHEAD OBJECTS DETECTED
